Dover Sold to Calais

Today we saw the sale of of Dover to Calais, a move that both nations wish had not taken place.   The French resistance is now causing havoc along the channel.   Heir-beak the leader of the reformed military group is leading the extremists in what is said to be an “egg-hasting onslaught” of air bound attacks.   The economic voice has referred to the may-hen as the “blitz-seed”.   The trill-ing attack started at quarter past 8 this morning. Residents on both sides of the channel have been advised to stay indoors, however, this is only a short term plan of defense as the arse-enal of weaponry has already caused damage to the paint work of local vehicles.